by I want to buy a motorcycle I'm a drug addict and my drug of choice is lowballing people on Facebook Marketplace if you've never experienced this narcotic allow me to paint you a picture it's 2: a.m. you have work to do but instead you are lowballing the [ __ ] out of some guy named Greg but do not misunderstand you aren't here to buy you are here to gamble on the idea that one of these poor [ __ ] will say yes to your lowball offer one day instantly catapulting you into the stratosphere of euphoric Galaxy feeling they'll have to shoot you up with Narcan to wake you up have I ever successfully low balled someone yeah I mean a couple of times I actually low balled a guy for this truck but if I'm being honest 90% of the time they ignore me cuz I'm just not that good at negotiating but I really really want a motorcycle for cheap so the only logical conclusion I will use AI to ride a bot that communicates with the seller and negotiates for me on Facebook Marketplace is what a [ __ ] baby man would say it's not going to negotiate the sole purpose of this bot is to [ __ ] with people on Facebook Marketplace to lowball them non-stop to break them down psychologically negotiating is for terrorists and these people are worse than terrorists then when they're at their lowest I'll swoop in with an offer and get massive discount and they'll have no [ __ ] idea shut the [ __ ] up bro okay Gamers this this code is the first step I know it doesn't look like much and that's cuz I hid most of it because it's very ugly but it's important because it g gathers information for us and how are you going to Gaslight someone without information say you're in Facebook Marketplace and you see something you like all you have to do is copy paste the URL and then automatically it will open the product page in a chrome window it'll strip away all the useful information the miles on it the transmission whatever the stupid ass seller wrote in the description so we can use it later and by use it later I mean put it in a chat gbt and ask it to write a mean message but man would it be annoying if you had to copy and paste all that instead do this now we can run this and no hands no hander mind you yes yes yes read all that [ __ ] bring it to chat what [ __ ] what is this hey I came across your listing thanks you said thanks you're supposed to be an [ __ ] look it says right here maybe you thought I was just calling it an [ __ ] let's try it again I tweaked The Prompt a little bit and also named the bot Chad jeti come on Chad let's [ __ ] go check I see your post about the motorcycle and I'm not interested in your sub story sitting on a bike with a salvage title do you know what salvage title means it means junk in bold letters who cares about fancy turn signal I'll take it off your hands for 1,000 bucks take it or leave it I've got better things to do than to haggle over your curbside treasure that's what I'm talking about that worked pretty good and it's pretty much ready to start messaging people for real but how are we going to know if it's actually better than a person at negotiating for that you would need a control group of people that would take just too long that's why I started 2 months ago subject one Lauren bought this camera listed for $550 for only $450 good job Lauren how'd you manage that hi would you you do 400 cash $450 sounds good powerful stuff denois got this office chair listed for $350 for only $350 what the [ __ ] happened there Jason got this exercise bike for 10% off there's a whole bunch more but in in the end it the average amount of people negotiated down was 11.6% that's the number that our bot needs to be you might be wondering how is the study in any way scientific now we can finally buy something to test out the gaslighting we could get a blue door or maybe a PAW Patrol scool or I was thinking a new monitor for my computer oh no how' that happen is to [ __ ] with people oh man oh beans I don't want to talk about it anyways this looks like a good Monitor and for convenience I made this Custom Chrome extension so you just have to find the product you want come up here hit gas light a dashboard pops up the product you want to buy and you just wait and wait and wait and then this pops up it's like the Facebook page of the person I am you don't touch anything don't touch anything boom okay haven't touched anything pops up does it automatically goes here but B look at that [ __ ] puts the chbt message yeah hey there I'm interested in that flickering mess you call a monitor about I take it off your hands for 20 bucks with all that color popping and [ __ ] stop pretending it's worth 50 now we just wait give them a few hours to think about his life choices and then I'll make an offer for dude no [ __ ] way wait what you know how doing like the bot gaslighting thing the bot sent the message like [ __ ] you stupid Monitor and it offered less than 50% of what he offered he agreed to the bot that's [ __ ] go no that's not what supposed to happen dude what do you mean no it's not supposed to I hope he's not too mad dude he's going to beat your ass the seller was late to our meeting which gave me time to think about my strategy I'm going to poop my pants I shouldn't have drank coffee I'm going to poop I was corn dogging bad but it didn't phase me I had to lock in hey how you going no no it's all good your mom or something yeah I lied so she she told you about I use this for like for gaming yeah Just One gaming Just One gaming yeah yeah is it good I mean it seems all right yeah I was wondering why you accepted such an aggressive message from my mom oh no I I I didn't feel that way what do you mean it didn't feel that way I'm interested in that flickering mess that you call a monitor you didn't what do you mean you didn't yeah you said like 20 bucks yep thank you man I appreciate it I had secured the monitor but I couldn't get rid of a nagging feeling dude I feel kind of bad why that I didn't get it for less money wo [Music] wow nice feet broe the bot works first try nothing I make ever works first try why would you say that why would you say [Music] that oh hey guys didn't see you there come on let me catch up on uh what's been happening it all started right here when I sat down to buy the second thing from Facebook oh your account has been banned go [ __ ] yourself idiot was all right I thought this was going to happen I have multiple accounts let's try the next account and the next account and the next account every single one has been banned so I contacted my cousin in Pakistan he gave me the link to a site where I can just buy Facebook accounts then I had 50 Pakistani Facebook accounts and they weren't getting banned but then they couldn't message anyone they get prompted for phone number verification because Facebook doesn't trust them so I do the next logical thing we're going to Best Buy prepaid SIM cards baby oops you're about 20 years too late prepaid sim card companies recycle phone numbers so every single one has already been use to make a Facebook account I've become desperate I need better quality accounts so I go on gry market account forums and finally I find legitimate looking accounts and you know what happens they still get banned why why I start to think why I got good accounts I got my software written I'm using a VPN oh maybe it's the VPN so I start researching normally when they log into Facebook everyone has a different IP address but people using a VPN all look like they're coming from the same IP address I am massively simplifying so 100,000 requests from the same place make it pretty obvious that that IP address is a VPN companies will keep a big list of these addresses they're called known proxy lists so Facebook trusts these accounts less well then how did I get around this if you guessed I went back to the store to buy more SIM cards so I can use some like little Wi-Fi hotspots then you are probably a scammer but you are you're right and it kind of works now I had to do a couple more things to get it fully functional but if I say those things YouTube will get mad at me so I'll put them on patreon instead good plug classy plug give me your money with the bot done there's only really one responsible thing left to do and that's to Gaslight some elderly people on Facebook [Music] Marketplace no time no time ignore it ignore it IGN it ignore it buying don't worry about it okay five bucks huh don't make me laugh hello hey how you going nice to meet oh yep that's my waifu looks beautiful it's giant I've never seen like that big you said uh $3 you have any trouble selling it a lot of people have asked not a lot of people buying how about going man yeah than I got it I got it I want a motorcycle helmet listen up champ that's a lot to ask for a helmet with scuff marks you get a lot of people asking about it what I first posted it not so much but then the last few days I've been getting bombarded with messages uh welder to to weld things you know what do you weld uh I started doing uh steel sculptures and now I just uh I make uh pillows out of exotic animals okay like zebra and giraffe looks like it's got everything do you have any trouble selling it yeah like the female Bots at low ball you yeah Bots why would I send you just one or two or three everyone I message it's at least five Bots all o balling them all at the same time actually it's over the course of 24 hours to make it not arise suspicion let me read you some of my favorite messages that the Bots have sent so far hey there I should mention that I've given each bot a different personality by just tweaking the chat GPT prompt hey there yeah I'm super interested in your Lincoln Electric MIG welder since I'm saving up for an epic trip to Japan I was wondering if you'd accept $65 for it AR we got what the [ __ ] I said that [ __ ] to a real person hey there I saw you're listing for the ratcheting wrenches my college textbook fees have been really breaking the bank and my spirit would you maybe consider selling them for $15 all right I'm over it this stuff is cool but remember I want to buy a motorcycle so let's see which ones we can afford oh none of them cuz I blew the entire Budget on Pakistani Facebook account seriously though I want something cheap like a fixer upper you know it's something I can use all these tools I just bought Boom come full circle call back previously in the video Boom YouTube video good also those accounts were really expensive so nothing too nice like this it's cool but this guy is a little too honestly it's pretty sweet but I don't think there's anything wrong with it that's kind of cool it's only $1,000 oh wait this is not even a well this is it I'm sending the final message for the motorcycle I've gaslighted this person with every bot that I have and uh it's time for me to message him I'm nervous yes yes yes yes yes God damn what the [ __ ] anyways I got the motorcycle today's a day today's a day cuz my tailgate one of the cables is broken gate yeah on our way to finally pick up the motorcycle oh wow she's beautiful hello oh it looks great you said it it runs fine well it has in a long time don't worry I didn't understand that either cuz most of the audio from this is completely useless which is fine it's fine what ended up happening is I closed the deal secured the bike and all that really matters is that the motorcycle looks [ __ ] sick oh man okay so it's not legally or technically a motorcycle but you guys are missing the point what you should be asking is how much money did the bot save me on this 20-year-old broken down not running moped I got this bad boy for 15% off and if you remember the average person gets 11.6% off meaning the bot saved me $34 off the purchase of this ,000 vehicle let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go and yes I did spend $6 or $700 on Pakistani Facebook accounts to make the bot run and no the moped does not run yet so I'm pretty good at computers and electronics type of stuff but engines have always just been like a little bit witchcraft type [ __ ] so I don't know what's wrong with it immediately it makes a noise like the starter motor makes a noise but the engine just doesn't start but I only imagine it could be like the oil there's a lot of metal on metal contact in an engine and the oil helps to cut down on the friction between the parts if someone changes their oil often it means they take good care of the mopz attension it's it's Italian that means it's the original filter this thing's 15 years old that's not great but let's try nope it was not the oil it could be the carburetor bad carburetors are like a mythical scary thing but they're actually just like a glorified spray bottle see Gasoline by itself isn't all that powerful but when you mix it with air by turning it into a Mist that's what happens in your engine and that's really all this little [ __ ] does so I'm just going to watch a YouTube video on how to clean it kind of like how I'm watching a YouTube video right now about carburetors so I can teach you guys how carburetors work also the carburetor was not the problem it could be the spark plug it does what the name is it's just a spark and it lights that gas on fire sometimes they stop sparking but this one Sparks so this definitely won't be what fixes it oh oh oh yeah yeah I'm the [ __ ] best sometimes it you don't even have to know what fixes something you know you just take it apart put it back together and then it it works again and sometimes you weld truck nuts to your moped to justify buying a welder it's just how life is so I think we can conclude that the ball was a success it's sa me 34 on this bad boy and all we had to do was systematically Gaslight a bunch of people on Facebook marketplace now I did end up telling them about the Bots those were all me were you yeah it was all us on like separate accounts four five maybe Were Us it was like a bot it was like a bot yeah and I ended up paying them the full original asking price for what they were selling cuz I felt bad but I just wanted to see if it would work and it did and it saved me $34 [Music] thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video uh let it simmer in your brain and your subconscious for the next couple days if you didn't then don't do that if you like the shirt I've been wearing my girlfriend made it and I'm selling it now and my girlfriend says if I sell enough I could win a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut so please it's a really nice high quality Hawaiian shirt it's like oh [ __ ] high quality Hawaiian shirt it's got a quirky little spam be pattern on it it's really nice so if you're interested you can go here and go to this website if you want to buy it and uh yeah that's it thanks for watching I'll see you guys in um in 2 seconds for an ad time wow there's something in the oil it's a nordvpn ad you know what a VPN is let's not do that again but Nord offers a lot of stuff outside of its 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